Driving two couples back to the farm after an evening of culture, one gentleman expressed his need for a rest room. Late in the evening I could not think of anything available as we drove through the countryside. I suggested to go behind an old farmhouse by the side of the road, which he agreed to do.
Shortly afterwards, what sounded like a woman’s scream came from the direction of the abandoned building. Out of the darkness of the night came our friend zipping up his fly as he approached the car. What happened, we all questioned? His answer was, “ those dam Italians make love anywhere”. Apparently as he tried to relieve himself, it disturbed a moment of ecstasy that a young couple were enjoying under the moonlight behind the abandoned farmhouse. His wife commented, ” Better the couple then a hungry wild boar that could have eliminated a private body part.”